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Let's explore the differences, their strengths and weaknesses. There is a list of questions I have here that will show who is the better Edward.
Question 1: Is the character in Blackbeard the Musical?
Edward Teach: Yes
Edward Cullen: No
Question 2: Is the character a man?
Edward Teach: Yes
Edward Cullen: Undetermined
Question 3: Is the character playing opposite 'Edward' annoying?
Edward Teach: No
Edward Cullen: Yes
Question 4: Is the character's hair reminiscent of a woman advertising mousse or shampoo?
Edward Teach: No
Edward Cullen: Yes
Question 5: Has the character been made into a Barbie doll?
Edward Teach: NO
Edward Cullen: Yes
Question 6: What is the character's weapon of choice?
Edward Teach: Cutlass, pistol, you name it!
Edward Cullen: Body glitter
...I don't think I need to go any further. As a wise man once said, “The look makes the man.” Edward Teach—Blackbeard--is obviously the better Edward.
Now don't go and think that I'm not willing to give Edward Cullen a chance. I tried. As you can see in the following photo, even some pirate garb does little to improve the offensive image:
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