Blackbeard vs. Jack Sparrow

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As done in a previous post, we'll narrow this down to the most important characteristics of each pirate. I have some questions here that will determine who is the better pirate.

Question 1: Is the pirate in "Blackbeard the Musical?"

Blackbeard: Yes
Jack Sparrow: No

Question 2: Has the pirate attempted to appear threatening to others?

Blackbeard: Yes
Jack Sparrow: No

Question 3: Does the pirate suffer from seasickness?

Blackbeard: Never
Jack Sparrow: It appears he suffers from it frequently, judging from his awkward movements

Question 4: What is that stuff around the pirate's eyes?

Blackbeard: Perhaps a bit of gunpowder
Jack Sparrow: Woman's eyeshadow (?!?!)

Question 5: Why are there beads in Jack Sparrow's hair?

Blackbeard: N/A
Jack Sparrow: Because I'm confused.

There you have it. Sift through the information yourself; but I think we'll all come to the same conclusion.

There's only one Blackbeard.